10:30: To the back of the house. Climb up back steps. Knock on back door and laugh hysterically at self. Clap.
10:35: Get strapped into new wagon. Pretend I'm royalty and make Father pull me around like my servant. Laugh hysterically at self.
Peruse neighborhood/kingdom on wagon ride.
11:00 am: Return home. Remove jacket and shoes. Drink water. Eat animal cracker. Lay on the floor and play with hair. Cry a little.
11:20 am: Upstairs for earliest nap in life.
What we've learned today is that if you get your kid's heart fixed, you better be ready for a lot more activity and earlier naps.
Also, I have a great picture of the aforementioned plumber's butt, and I actually had it posted here, and then started writing a paragraph of apology to V. Then I remembered how vast the internet is, and how wrong some people are, and how much I hope V doesn't hate me when she gets older, and I deleted it. But for those of you who I know in real life, I'll gladly show you the next time we're together. It's really really lovely, albeit not appropriate for web posting.