Top 9 things to Not Say to Your Atheist Friends During the Holidays
9. Does it bother you that you’re going to hell?
8. Jesus is the Reason for the Season.
7. That’s okay; the pickles are kosher.
6. You know, they used to burn people like you.
5. What’s your problem?
4. How many presents do you get with your no-god having ways?
3. Man, your childhood must’ve been awful.
2. Atheist? So, like, do you eat eggs and stuff?
1. Well then, Happy Kwanzaa.